Abril Fatface
Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow
The display weight of Bodoni, drawn for the sizes where the hairlines can be as thin as the printing will allow.
Contrast pushed past what a text face could survive. This is the one place where a hairline that vanishes at 14px is the correct behaviour rather than a fault.
One entry, because one is the honest answer. A face is listed here only if the substitution would survive a designer looking at both.
Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow